The Beauty and the Beast

 

A Man, quite tall and fairly large
Came from planet Strylik'hor
To study in Australia,
On a blue world known as earth.

There he met a Girl
Who was so beautiful
That all the men got nuts
When she was in the disco.

He was not a handsome guy
And not a real gentleman.
A miracle it was therefore
That she fell in love with him!

"Is she blind?", the others asked
And were unable to believe
That of all the men on earth
She had precisely chosen him.

She herself not even knew
Exactly what was wrong with her.
Only one thing was quite sure:
They were happy, she and him!

Strange, indeed, they are, the ways
That love so often goes --
Logic has not much to say
As long as hearts are happy.

She the Beauty, he the Beast
He sometimes messed around with girls
Which made her almost jealous
But then he showed her paradise
Every time when they had argued
He did everything for her!

Did it last or did it break?
I don't know, but fact is this: The Beauty and the Beast
Wanted to stay together
Not even death should ever part them!

  What an odd couple!

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