Vampires

Vampires are immortal and they drink blood. -
RIGHT!
They fear the sunlight and hate cruzifixes. -
HALF THE TRUTH!
They life on graveyards full of crosses. -
MOST OF THEM!
They can't stand garlic and holy water. -
SURE?

Vampires are a myth,
Vampires are a legend.
But if you say they don't exist,
One might come and teach you better.

He or she will drink your blood
And maybe give you his to drink.
Then you will become yourself
An immortal undead, with a coffin as your bed!

You still think this is all rubbish?
Did you never have the feeling
When you lay awake at night
That something strange was going on?

Silence! Did you hear that noise?
Your neighbor's sleepwalking again,
But isn't he on holiday?
His house is empty, there's a burglar!

So you tiptoe to our neighbor's house
And really: An intruder is inside right now!
You have your shotgun brought with you,
But before you realize it, the female burglar turns around!

Her face is as pale as the moonlight,
Her dead Eyes mesmerise you,
She's grinning at you greedily,
Showing teeth so sharp, so long!

Is this now a vampire, really, actually? -
YES!
Will your shotgun safe your life? -
WITH SILVER PELLETS, YES!
"Oh Fuck, I just have lead!" -
THEN PRAY THAT SHE WILL LET YOU LIVE...
See her coming, she's so thirsty -
LOOKS LIKE A GOOD DAY FOR DYING!
Here's her sister, there her brother, all her undead family... -
" N O O O O O ! "

Slurp!

 

 

 

I'm gonna eat you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Female Vampire

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